In a rare double scoop, the highly-respected World Net Daily announced that Orly Taitz, a Dentist and part-time attorney, has discovered the actual birth certificate of President Barack Obama, from the Republic of Kenya, and furthermore, in a seemingly unrelated story, the WND has also discovered that Jesus Christ, a savior and part-time carpenter from Nazareth in Israel, speaking two-thousand years ago, unquestionably named President Obama as the anti-Christ.
The release of the two stories, coming mere hours apart, have shaken the free world, and caused much wailing and gnashing of teeth among stupid people throughout Christianity. It seems that two of their fondest wishes have managed to come true at practically the same time.
“There should be no problem impeaching Obama, what with all this credible evidence,” Said Ms. Taitz, “He has to respond to my lawsuit now, we have all the evidence we need! I’m asking the judge to give me the power to subpoena the documents from the Kenyan embassy and to require a deposition from Hillary Clinton so they will be forced to authenticate the birth certificate.”
Meanwhile, in the real world, it was revealed that Kenya wasn’t a Republic when the birth certificate was dated, but that news didn’t cause any concern in the ranks of the stupid, as they still believe the Shroud of Turin to be the actual burial garment of the part-time carpenter, in spite of several carbon datings from various labs that date the cloth from the 14th century.
Rush Limbaugh, a spokesman for the stupid did not return calls for comment
It’s getting really nuts out there folks!